Ok, so this isn't exactly what I planned when I was leaving Amsterdam. According to the pipe dream at the time, I should be rotting in an Iranian jail by…

Woke up this morning (was going to say "at 09:15, ha ha ha, I don't have a job!" then realized it was Saturday so it's more normal to oversleep) to…

Just got through US Border Protection...in Ireland. Weird. Anyhow, the woman, after looking at my customs declaration form which lists where I've traveled, asked me "so where all have you…